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Maybelline’s top 10 most valuable customers.

Peter Pan Syndrome: 10 compelling case studies.

…and the nominees for the 2013 Darwin Awards are:

Meet the Shady Acres Mobile Home Park board of trustees.

10 winning strategies to permanently shame your family name.

Attention all North Park Liquors staff, do not accept personal checks from:

Police are questioning multiple suspects in a recent rash of flea market flash mobs.

An expert panel reveals the tips and tricks to finding happiness while alone and unemployed.

The top 10 folks most likely to hear “we reserve the right to refuse service” at some point in their lives.