Johnny Football Makes Heisman History: Limited Edition
Johnny Manziel, Johnny Football, Johnny Heisman or Little Johnny (that's what I call him), whatever name you Google you'll get the same response; First Freshman to ever win the Heisman Trophy. But, there would be no Heisman without John Heisman, the coach from Georgia Tech in the early 1900's whom the trophy is named after. John William Heisman was inducted into the College Football Hall of Fame in 1954. He was a player and coach of football, basketball and baseball. So while your giving Little Johnny a toast, raise your Dixie cups for the original Johnny that made it all possible.
With that being said, yes, I also did my research on Johnny Manziel. He played in his backyard pretending to be Doug Flutie and throwing hail Marys with his dad. I'm still a little confused why he was throwing some chick named Mary into Hell, but I guess people in Texas do strange things like that. Back to the Flutie Flakes, I think this is a fabulous opportunity for Johnny to have his own cereal. And yes, I have a few suggestions:
- Johnny Jacks
- Manziel Magic Puffs
- Johnny Manziel Munchies
All of the above packaged in a "Limited Edition Collector's Box" of course!
Some say his "daring dashes" and "elusive improvisation" have contributed to his receiving this trophy. He's no Evel Knievel or Criss Angel, but it's expected, and all too easily accepted, that when such a monumental event occurs, this is one wagon we all jump on. The next time you sit down at the breakfast table will you hear "Snap, Crackle, Johnny"?
Since I gave Sweetheart her time to shine, I only have one thing to say about this article. It's koo koo for Coco Coco Puffs for sure. For once, I'm speechless.
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