Welcome into the Week 6 edition oif the college football awards, where the best and worst of college football gather every week for a fake awards show that honors them for their actions.

This week, David Pollack drags the male gender as a whole back into the caveman days, DeLoss Dodds says "sayanora", Jadeveon Clowney says "not tonight", and the "Shamrock Series" particpants exhibit both the best and worst in college football fashion.

All that, plus we equate the worst cheap shot most of us have ever seen with a classic country song, and drop the mandatory celebrity names as well.

Let's get to it...