Zachary Pierpoint

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Physics graduate student at the University of Wisconsin. Loves hiking and camping.

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Naughty Nurse: Pittsburgh Steelers anemic in the end
The Pittsburgh Steelers have sour taste in their mouths after a strong season was book-ended by historically bad losses. Our Naughty Nurse offers a few breath mints while diagnosing a very bad statistical lesion that plagues Pittsburgh's famous defense in the postseason.
Naughty Nurse: Cleveland Browns got no arms
Our Russian mail-order Naughty Nurse says the Cleveland Browns have a Super Bowl-caliber defense and an offense so bad it belongs in the IPU: the Intensive Pigskin Unit. Bend over, Cleveland. This will hurt you more than it hurts us.
Naughty Nurse: Cincinnati Bengals vital signs
CHFF's Russian mail-order Naughty Nurse checks the statistical vital signs of the Cincinnati Bengals and finds a team that made great strides in 2011 but wasn't ready yet for the big time: 0-8 vs. playoff teams, 9-0 vs. everybody else.
Naughty Nurse: Cincinnati Bengals vital signs
CHFF's Russian mail-order Naughty Nurse checks the statistical vital signs of the Cincinnati Bengals and finds a team that made great strides in 2011 but wasn't ready yet for the big time: 0-8 vs. playoff teams, 9-0 vs. everybody else.
Out with a Whimper: Pittsburgh Wildcard Report
Pittsburgh bows out of the playoffs after another near Roethlisberger fourth quarter comeback is trumped by Tebow magic.

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